2007-01-31 09:10:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
We were taking a bubble bath and my 31/2 year old said to me "oh no, this is going to ruin my image."
2007-01-31 09:16:36 · answer #1 · answered by kitty-kat 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
One of my favorite shows when I was pregnant was TLC's A Baby Story which follows pregnant women through the last weeks of pregnancy and birth. There was a clinic in town offering free ultrasounds to train new technicians. Because it was a training session there were five women in the room. I was up on the table with belly exposed, covered in gel, my son was sitting on a barstool next to me. He had his hand on my belly and was watching the pictures on the tv monitor. After a bit he said to me, "It's okay Mommy, it won't hurt. Now, PUSH." I can only imagine that he got this from watching A Baby Story.
2007-01-31 17:20:58 · answer #2 · answered by Heather Y 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I cant think of the funniest thing right now but as for the funniest thing this one takes the cake hah..
On the first week my son was home hah.. My husband layed him down to get him ready for his first bath in our bathroom which was all nice and cozy warm.. The second that diaper was opened he shot out poop which to me was like he rocketed out poop at his daddy.. Hee hee his dad was soo grosed out it was hillarious.
2007-02-01 00:02:47 · answer #3 · answered by Princesskitten 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the funniest thing a child ever said to me was "you mess with me and you pay the ultimate price!!" and it was said in a real serious face !
2007-01-31 17:16:04 · answer #4 · answered by HeAvEn AnGeL 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When we were little my sister and i were on the train with my parents and she asked the main sitting across from us, "why are your teeth so yellow?" I think that my parents tell everyone that story.
Last week my 2 year old was on the phone with my sister and he said to her Aunt nikki your a superfreak. I had to laugh.
Once my son looked at our waitress and told her very proudly "I'm bringing sexy back" i could have died laughing.
2007-01-31 19:11:48 · answer #5 · answered by coliepollie22 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There is a commerical about Charlotte's web and on there the animals talk. On the commerical a rat tells another rat "exactly!"
Well my three year old cousin memorized the commerical and I was talking to a friend and said something crazy and then said that I was such a loser and my three year old cousin came in right on time and said EXACTLY! It was knee slapping funny.
2007-01-31 17:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by jls0788 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
it wasn;t said to me, but it is funny......
My aunts son was never allowed to eat alot of candy, very very strictly rationed out, and so one day he got a ladder and climbed to the top of the fridge where the Halloween candy was kept and started eating it at 7 am, his mom came out at 7:15 and reprimanded him for eating candy and doing something unsafe. Alex just looked at her and said,
"well I know that Jesus still loves me!"
another one......
My 3 1/2 yr old daughter were in the frozen food section at the grocery store and she looked at me and said,
"you know what mom? I LOVE THE LAAAADIES!"
everyone in the aisle busted out laughing.
2007-01-31 17:16:05 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm in 7th grade and a boy in my homeroom asked the teacher if he was a virgin. It wasn't reall y funny but we weren't expectin that.
2007-01-31 17:14:14 · answer #8 · answered by ChrisBrownBabyGirl93 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when my son was two and we were baking cookies he'd look through the little window of the oven and tell me "Mommy, the cookies are crying. They want me to eat them."
2007-01-31 17:33:56 · answer #9 · answered by Susie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When my niece was little, she said her leg hurt, and when I asked her what was wrong with it she said "I think there's a bone in it". She was completely serious. Hilarious!
2007-01-31 17:19:29 · answer #10 · answered by Lotus 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋