2007-01-31 09:01:46 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
yes you should
2007-01-31 09:44:46 · answer #1 · answered by lurylz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You probably did it while you were out joy-riding last night. Remember?
I would only blame an atheist if you are one of those Christians with 5,000 bumber stickers with crosses and fishes and the phrase "Jesus Saves" all over your car.
Or we could all assume that your car is evolving into something else....
2007-01-31 09:10:54 · answer #2 · answered by CHRISTINA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assume a Muslim did it.
Almost all armed conflict today is Islamic, so in the larger shceme, your bringing attention to the most pressing problems of the day.
2007-01-31 09:05:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I guess....but I saw some Jehovia's Witnesses around the neighborhood yesterday too, so beware of people in suits on bicycles for the rest of the week.....
2007-01-31 10:08:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God did it. I know, because I AM God (and, yes, I am a woman).
I dented your car because you're such an ignorant loser! You are going to he**...
BUT, if you send me 5 boxes of caramel-filled, imported Belgian chocolates, 3 size 2 Valentino gowns, and a pure white standard poodle, then I'll reconsider.
Here's my address: 9090 Pure Angels Lane, Heaven, Upinthesky, 55090
Remember, Jesus love you! (actually, he loves that stupid ho-bag SKANK of an angel, Tori, but whatever... I'm not jealous...)
Best of luck. God bless you! (oh, wait I AM god! hahaha! I love that one!)
2007-01-31 09:13:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Given that you cannot in any way identify the source of the dent, you might consider it an act of God.
2007-01-31 09:04:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
No. most likely someone just parked to close to you and apron opening their car door hit yours...it happens all the time.....
2007-01-31 09:05:59 · answer #7 · answered by Oracle Blackrose ( Pagan ) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Unless you had a Church Van or other sign signifying your faith I'd say no, and don't play their game by asking because that is what they want you to do.
2007-01-31 09:09:50 · answer #8 · answered by Pamela V 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you have some issues to work out. Call a shrink and get back to me on it.
2007-01-31 09:05:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why not. You assume so much else, you might as well continue to be a dunce...
2007-01-31 09:04:40 · answer #10 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You would have a better chance of being right if you assumed a Christian did it.
2007-01-31 09:04:21 · answer #11 · answered by acgsk 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋