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Now how do you suppose i get rid of this tiger?

2007-01-31 08:52:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Cats

21 answers

Easy, ask Prince Phillips round to tea, the Tiger will sh*t itself and head for the hills!

2007-01-31 09:00:30 · answer #1 · answered by bumbleboi 6 · 3 0

Call your local Foresty Service or Game & Wildlife center.

The tiger can be trapped life and moved. They can also shoot it with a Tranq gun.

Had same problem with a Cougar.

2007-01-31 17:06:05 · answer #2 · answered by bluebonnetgranny 7 · 1 1

Get a small boy, a black panther and a bear and ask them to sing!
One chorus of Bare Neccessities should have it running for the hills!

2007-01-31 17:37:11 · answer #3 · answered by willowGSD 6 · 3 0

Your nearest zoo will be able to sell you some tiger poo.
Spread it around the garden and you won't see that problematic tiger for stripes.

2007-01-31 17:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by Andy M 4 · 1 2

Why get rid of the tiger? they gorgeous If you really don't want him/her I'll have it?

2007-02-02 09:02:48 · answer #5 · answered by MinX 2 · 1 0

Buy an antilop and tell it too run , the tiger will chace it lol

2007-02-01 10:55:07 · answer #6 · answered by c_reeves21 2 · 1 1

Now get a Jack Russell.

2007-01-31 17:08:47 · answer #7 · answered by sarah c 7 · 1 1

Lob a few juicy bones over next door

2007-01-31 17:00:39 · answer #8 · answered by Great Eskape 5 · 2 1

put the mother in your garden that mite scare the f cat s

2007-02-01 07:40:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Well done.
Get another, bigger tiger obviously

2007-02-01 10:52:05 · answer #10 · answered by Speyman 2 · 1 1

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