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One winter morning in Montana a couple was listening to the radio while eating breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through." Norman 's wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they were again eating breakfast, t he radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through." Norman 's wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer said, We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the electric power went off. Norman 's wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow plows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time ?"

2007-01-31 08:46:30 · 8 answers · asked by lilith663 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

I vote for funny. I didn't see that one coming so I must have a touch of blonde myself!

2007-01-31 08:52:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That was very funny! The end was a surprise since the fact that the woman was a blond was not brought up eariler. Great joke! :o)

2007-01-31 17:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by Jenn1113 1 · 0 0

Funny, here's another one, you may have heard it but I like it;

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex.

2007-01-31 17:00:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Great joke! Very funny.

2007-01-31 18:10:11 · answer #4 · answered by corellian_scoundrel 2 · 0 0

wow that was really funny i liked it...did not see it coming. I would probably do the same.

2007-01-31 16:57:34 · answer #5 · answered by cthor 3 · 0 0

I had a little laugh, so i vote for funny!

2007-02-01 08:36:52 · answer #6 · answered by blubaby77 2 · 0 0

wow dumb blond
i would probably do the same!

2007-01-31 16:51:46 · answer #7 · answered by jmdjslkrb 2 · 0 0

hahaha good

2007-01-31 17:13:16 · answer #8 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 0 0

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