do you make fishcakes ? he asks.
of course, says the fishmonger.
oh good says the man, its his birthday.
2007-01-31 08:44:34 · 20 answers · asked by olly 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Waaay! That's funny!
2007-01-31 08:52:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best make sure they're not salmon fishcakes, he don't want to turn him cannibal. That was very funny lol.
2007-01-31 08:54:11 · answer #2 · answered by Loxie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That remiinds me of the rabbit who walks into the butchers and asks: 'have you ever offered any carrots?' 'No', it fairly is a butchers', says the butcher next day rabbit is going in decrease decrease back and asks - 'have been given any carrots?' 'No' says the butcher - 'like I suggested the day previous, it fairly is a butcher - we sell meat, now no longer carrots - pass away' 0.33 day, rabbit asks the butcher - have been given any carrots? The butcher is going nuts - yelling and screaming on the rabbit - 'you little turd, are obtainable appropriate here decrease decrease back day after today, and that i will nail your ears to the floor, you worrying vermin - now, get out!' next day, rabbit is going into the save, the butcher bristles on the sight of the rabbit..... 'have been given any nails?' asks the rabbit 'No' says the exasperated butcher.... 'great' says the rabbit 'have been given any carrots then??????'
2016-11-01 23:53:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That remiinds me of the rabbit who walks into the butchers and asks:
'Have you got any carrots?'
'No', this is a butchers', says the butcher
Next day rabbit goes in again and asks - 'Got any carrots?'
'No' says the butcher - 'like I said yesterday, this is a butcher - we sell meat, not carrots - GO AWAY'
Third day, rabbit asks the butcher - got any carrots?
The butcher goes nuts - yelling and screaming at the rabbit - 'you little turd, come in here again tomorrow, and I'll nail your ears to the ground, you irritating vermin - now, get out!'
Next day, rabbit goes into the shop, the butcher bristles at the sight of the rabbit.....
'Got any nails?' asks the rabbit
'No' says the exasperated butcher....
'Great' says the rabbit 'got any carrots then??????'
2007-02-04 08:51:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this from Morton the fisherman.
and Gilligan
the professor too
the millionaire and his wife
2007-01-31 09:10:31 · answer #5 · answered by Lerat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa!!! Cheers Olly
2007-01-31 08:52:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he likes the salmon enough to celebrate its birthday, why is he causing it discomfort and possibly death by carrying it around outside its water?
2007-01-31 08:54:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Why are fish shops always full?
Because the fish fillet
2007-01-31 08:48:33 · answer #8 · answered by manicmalcolm 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
happy birthday mr salmon.
2007-01-31 08:54:26 · answer #9 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one lmao
Got my SEAL of approval
2007-01-31 09:11:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋