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A college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family.

A wisecracking student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up "But what about extreme xexual exhaustion, professor?" As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter.

When the students finally settled down, the professor gave the student a long, appraising look. "Well", he responded, "I guess you'll just have to write with your other hand"

2007-01-31 08:43:33 · 10 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Still laughing as I write, need I say more.

2007-02-06 00:19:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good 1 x

2007-02-05 13:27:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Great joke but Very witty.
By the way what happens if he is ambidextrous.

2007-01-31 17:15:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

tink that is sooo rude i never thought you could write jokes like that hehehe i liked it great the joke 10/10

2007-01-31 16:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 0 0

Very good. I give you top marks for that one.

2007-01-31 18:44:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

nice one

2007-01-31 16:49:15 · answer #6 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0 0

very good

2007-02-05 19:35:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very witty

2007-01-31 16:50:50 · answer #8 · answered by chewystuff 3 · 0 0

ooh that's a good one!!!

2007-01-31 16:48:09 · answer #9 · answered by fae 6 · 0 0

that was pretty good

2007-01-31 17:10:29 · answer #10 · answered by Dianne 2 · 0 0

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