Yo momma is so fat that when she floating in the ocean Spain claimed her for new land.
Yo momma is so that when her bumper fell off everyone thought that she was backing out.
2007-01-31 08:23:12 · 23 answers · asked by Baby Girl R 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DANG GIRL .... THANK GOD U DON'T LIVE NEXT DOOR MA MAMA WOULDN'T B SAFE THEN I LOOOOOOVED UR JOKES ESPICIALLY THE FIRST ONE ...... =)
2007-01-31 08:37:10 · answer #1 · answered by LilMiss2DamnBossy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE the first one, it's HILARIOUS-- funny, clever, and it even shows you're educated in world history, yet people who don't know about Spanish colonization of the 16th century can still find it funny. Best Yo Momma joke I've seen in... as long as I can remember! Kudos!
I don't get the second one.
2007-01-31 16:28:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really, but it's a good effort. You can always check out some joke sites like http://www.laughoutloud.net/yo-mamma-jokes/yo_mamma_jokes.html or something for some ideas.
2007-01-31 16:39:09 · answer #3 · answered by Rob R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one is mean (but of course they all are) but funny in a cruel way. I'm not getting the second one at all...sorry :)
2007-01-31 16:33:24 · answer #4 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
decent.........i like
Yo momma is so ugly she looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym
2007-01-31 17:17:21 · answer #5 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. The first one sounds like a lame history nerd joke and the other one just dosn't make sense...
2007-01-31 16:41:04 · answer #6 · answered by Becca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not really funny. I like the cut of your jib though. Keep working on it!
2007-01-31 16:28:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well u left out th eword fat but still not that funny
2007-01-31 16:29:17 · answer #8 · answered by aidan l 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,not funny
2007-01-31 16:27:29 · answer #9 · answered by mercury9501 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i kinda like the first one
i dont get the second one...no im not slow but it doesnt make sense
2007-01-31 16:29:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋