how can i make myself LOOK sick?

Question

how can i make myself look sick to guarintee a day off school tomaro i need to look whiter coz im pretty tan

Answer 1

Not that I am advocating this... but check out this site

http://www.wikihow.com/Fake-Sick-to-Stay-Home-from-School

Answer 2

You seriously want the best way to look sick, not just look sick but actually be sick, only temporarily of course. Just long enough for your parents to look at you feel ur temperature and think u have the flu or something. This is not for young people. Smoke a couple of cigarettes in a row. The carbon monixide with make your skin pale, will make u sweat but feel cold and will make you shack, loose balance and have sensitivity to light and sound. Works without a doubt and u won't get addicted, in fact you will never want to smoke again cause u actually feel like total ****. Only lasts for an hour or so, then ur parents are gone and you feel fine.

Answer 3

I AM A PRO AT THIS.

Now the trick is to not only LOOK sick, but to make your surroundings go with your story.

Also, make sure you tell them the night before that you're not feeling well. Don't over do it... just inform them that your stomach is a bit tight and you're going to go to bed early.

Okay... I would also wake up earlier than usual to set the scene.

1) Small trashcan beside the bed.

2) Make a concoction of bread pieces/cracker pieces (I prefer cracker) mixed with water and a bit of yellow food coloring. I say yellow because that is usually the color of bile. When a person is throwing up bile that's a sure sign that they're sick. If you don't have yellow food coloring try a LITTLE BIT of mustard you'll have to mix it WELL). After it is mixed pour it in your trash can, but only pour in about 1/4 to 1/2 a cup because bile usually only comes up in small amounts.
Note: IF YOUR PARENTS ASK WHY THERE'S NOT MUCH IN THE TRASH CAN TELL THEM IT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM ALL NIGHT/MORNING THROWING UP.

3) Get a glass of COLD water and put it beside your bed. This will come in handy later.

4) Take a wash rag and heat it in the microwave for around 15 seconds. This is tricky because it cools down quickly and you're going to need to put it on your head to make it warm before your parents come in and feel your forehead (just like they all do). There's no need to make your head sweltering hot... a small warmness will do.

5) Now grab and extra blanket and throw it over you along with your regular blanket. This will give the effect of you being "so cold" even though you're "running a temperature".

6) Before your parents come in, grab the glass of COLD water that's beside your bed and dip your fingers in it. Rub the water between your palms and tap your forehead lightly to give off the "sweaty" feeling. Next, hold the COLD glass of water in your hands until they're a bit cold and clammy (moist). You will usually have clammy/cold hands when you're sick.

7) Do a bit of a shiver BEFORE they come in. It's like practice. Determine what is TOO much and what is just enough. If you get a few minutes of practice and have been doing it before they come in it looks more natural.

8) Try to look as dreary as possible. Eyes half shut and such.

9) PRAY THAT IT WORKS.

Parents are pretty keen on when someone is faking.

Haha... it's a lot of work, but you just can't skip school and not expect it to be the least bit difficult!

Answer 4

Stand on your head for a minute and then go up fast, and in the next minute or two, go downstairs complaining of feeling flush. Also, you can pretend to shower and just not, it makes you look gross and smell sick. Oh, also, don't brush your teeth, if you're sick, your breath smells bad.

Answer 5

first of all, make your hair and appearence messy...
next, start coughing and blowing ur nose now!
thirdly, powder ur face and collar with some flour (sounds funny, but works)
last, act like u r going to bed early cause u feel sick, but then try to stay up late (without ur parents seeing) so u look tired

Answer 6

forget about looking sick just just act sick vomit and say you have a bug and if they don't believe you show them :O)
(make sure you throw up in the trash can )

Answer 7

if you have to convince a partner or parent etc, before bead, eat soup (so it resembles real sick and is simple to bring back uP) as people are about to go to bed - brush teath etc, just have your fingers down your throat - it looks convincing, they'll hear you wretching, no questions simple as pie.

Answer 8

I tried this once: Put white eyeshadow underneath your eyes (your eyes will look purple), and a little of white powder on your face, especially on the lips. You will look paler.. I got my day off and a lot of people on house visiting..)) Good luck..

Answer 9

SnOg A gEeK!!! joking! rub your cheeks to make them big, snuffle, mess your hair up, bundle yourself up in thousands of layers and say ur cold. if that dsnt work, take ur temp and when no ones lookin put it on the radiator and..TA DAH! result! ur officially sick!

Answer 10

do one thing

take some onions and put them in the connecting part your hands and trunk on either sides. I bet you'll feel sick after couple of hours