A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks him, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: and then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in... Some things you just can't explain.
2007-01-31 08:14:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol Hilarious..Keep it up
2007-01-31 09:14:02 · answer #1 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your real hot tonite A L 10/10
2007-01-31 08:35:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Faf 10/10,
Keep it up
Tink x
2007-01-31 09:58:03 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That reminds of this time at my uncle's except there was no cow and he had plenty of rope.
2007-01-31 08:26:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!
LOL
2007-01-31 08:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by cmssko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you wicked wicked woman you have once again made me pmsl 10/10
2007-01-31 14:29:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2007-01-31 09:54:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Silly cow
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-31 09:30:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeuuugggghh that paints a horrible picture in my mind...but it was kinda funny !
2007-01-31 08:36:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa,Cute!!
2007-01-31 08:59:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋