Or is Little Debbie talkin' smack again!
2007-01-31 08:10:20 · 9 answers · asked by Mike Oxard 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
There is a rumor out that Uncle Ben is the father of Debbie, however Captain Crunch is returning to port with supposedly conflicting evidence.Also heard;Twinkie the Kid has reported that Uncle Ben is unable to conceive .The continuing saga....
2007-02-04 00:05:56 · update #1
Big Deborah (she can't still be lil debbie after all these years) is talking smack again..... lol
2007-01-31 08:20:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, now I heard from their neighbor lady, Mrs. Field's, that Little Debbie is planning a surprise announcement at the next Breakfast Meeting . Apparently she went on Maury Povic and had the DNA ran and found out that Uncle Ben " IS THE FATHER " !!! Oh my goodness I hope to tell you what Honey !!!!!! Things are getting sticky now !!! LOL
2007-02-04 03:37:10 · answer #2 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No relations that I know of. Little Debbie may just be high...all I know is that both are plastic. Lil Debbie is just a wannabe, and is ticked b/c she knows she can't take Aunt J or Mrs B.
2007-01-31 16:17:52 · answer #3 · answered by Busta 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think they are one in the same - Jemima Butterworth - mother, wife, sister, and aunt. Her husband is Mr. Peanut, daughter is Little Debbie, and her son is Dr. Pepper.
2007-01-31 16:30:18 · answer #4 · answered by IamMARE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe Little Debbie is doin' crack. Or Dallas. At any rate, Mrs. Butterworth is glass and Aunt Jemina is plastic so they can't be related.
2007-01-31 16:14:36 · answer #5 · answered by chvyno1 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mr. Goodbar and Mr. Coffee might tell you, but Dr. Pepper is sworn to secrecy.
2007-01-31 16:22:35 · answer #6 · answered by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no they are fictional characters created by the advertising agencies to create fictional characters associated with the products
2007-01-31 16:15:42 · answer #7 · answered by winnie e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are all having a threesome!!!!!!
2007-01-31 19:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by skater chick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-02-01 23:12:31 · answer #9 · answered by jerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋