yo mama is so dark she has to wear white gloves wehn she eats a tootsie roll so she wont eat her fingers
yo mama is so nasty..wehn i asked her whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs
what did the lady say to the weatherman??
Answer: what happened to the 8 inch you promised last night
2007-01-31 07:58:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you can and MUST do better
2007-01-31 08:00:54 · answer #1 · answered by mr_soapytitwank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK yo mama is so old school!! but if you MUST get some good ones I can't believe that I am encouraging this but here it goes: Yo mama's so fat her azz takes up 3 zip codes! yo mama's so fat when she went to the beach the wild life conservationist were running and screaming IT'S Moby Dick SAVE THE WALE!!!! SAVE THE WALE!!!! yo mama is so UGLY she trick-or-treats my phone!I can go on for ever but that would just be
WRONG!!!!!!
2007-01-31 16:13:14 · answer #2 · answered by notes from an angry white chic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's like school on Christmas....NO CLASS
2007-01-31 16:01:45 · answer #3 · answered by jeffro#1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhaahaha! 8 inch....
weather guy:sorry mam. i only rained about 2 inches.... OFF THE GROUND>>lol your funny
2007-01-31 16:03:19 · answer #4 · answered by LiL Mz M3 B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How far would this get you on "Yo Momma," on MTV? I guess it's o.k., but not the best.
2007-01-31 16:01:52 · answer #5 · answered by Philip Kiriakis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice attempt but they weren't very good maybe you will have better luck next time :)
2007-01-31 16:02:14 · answer #6 · answered by iluvmyself676 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OLD. Man, doesn't anyone have any new yo momma jokes..
2007-01-31 16:02:01 · answer #7 · answered by mzflyfemme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naaaaaah! C'mon, u gotta get sum betta ones! :)
2007-01-31 16:09:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat when she sat on the toilet it sang:
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, ***** get yo fat *** off of me!
2007-01-31 16:15:00 · answer #9 · answered by JP484848 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the 2nd one is funny , the others really aren't
2007-01-31 16:01:42 · answer #10 · answered by eric k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't like them.
2007-01-31 16:06:23 · answer #11 · answered by Kayla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋