TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR IN SURGERY
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing!
4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens!
5 Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie
6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, he's got two of'em
10 What do you mean "You want a divorce?"
2007-01-31 07:53:41 · 25 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well done tink, nice to see your back to your old self.
2007-01-31 08:00:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
11. Out of face-masks? Whatever. Ah-Choo!
12. God, not another (place your race here).
13. Let's hope this goes better than last time (nervous laughter).
14. Cut the red wire. What red wire?! THEY'RE ALL RED!
15. Huh. This guy must own cats.
16. Nurse, I'm going to need another paperclip.
17. Alright, who put Kool-Aid in the colostomy bag?!
18. Mazeltov! It's a boy! What do you mean "kidney surgery?"
2007-01-31 08:12:57 · answer #2 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe funny to some people, but you are fueling misconceptions about organ donation which could prevent someone from registering to become a donor - and potentially keep someone from getting a life-saving organ. Not very funny then.
FYI - The doctor who is trying to save your life (and works for the hospital) and the one who would recover your organs after you are declared brain dead (and works for the organ recovery agency) are two completely different people, and work for different organizations.
2007-02-02 10:46:08 · answer #3 · answered by keengrrl76 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-31 08:14:53 · answer #4 · answered by Andrew 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OUCH!!! True live story made short was laying on the table said I can feel that Doc said no you can't and started cutting anyways!! Now I know what it feels like to be a fish being gutted!!!
2007-01-31 08:04:00 · answer #5 · answered by notes from an angry white chic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
high-quality. a salesclerk knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a woman replied the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm merchandising the latest innovation in vacuums, it fairly is the ultimate little device I even have seen in a protracted time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mixture of ketchup, salsa, airborne dirt and mud, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He suggested, "If this vacuum would not freshen up that mess, i will consume it!" She suggested, "might you like a fork?! we have not have been given the means on yet!"
2016-10-16 09:12:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't help but burst into peels of laughter after reading number 7. Good one. Thank you for brightening up my day.
2007-01-31 23:15:37 · answer #7 · answered by Katri-Mills 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
belly laughs there tink no 4 is great 10/10
2007-01-31 08:12:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 10/10
2007-01-31 07:58:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now, here's a real funny one... But if you're in surgery, I doubt you can hear it. But you'll be glad you didn't.
Oops, dropped my sandwich inside there...
2007-01-31 08:00:41 · answer #10 · answered by The World Ends with You 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋