There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great friends. During college, they had a great time. Anything that was going on, they were always right in the middle of it. When they graduated, however, they each went their own separate way.
Two or three years later, they ran into one another on the street. They were very happy to see each other and, during the conversation, one of them asked the other what he was doing for work.
"I'm an undertaker," responded the friend.
"That doesn't sound like you. During college, you were always the one looking for excitement."
"There is plenty of excitement in this racket," said his friend.
"Just the other day, I got a call to pick up this stiff in a hotel room.
When I entered the room, he was laying there on the bed, stark naked, with a huge er-ction. I didn't want to take him out like that, so I took a hanger from the closet, and gave it a good swat...
You want to talk about excitement! I WAS IN THE WRONG ROOM!!
2007-01-31 07:51:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
10/10
Made my eyes water
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-31 09:34:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on your sense of humor. Honestly, I don't find it funny, but I'm sure plenty of guys will... *sigh* You have to be careful with some jokes. Some are just not right for certain people. Telling black jokes to a black person would NOT be good. Neither would be telling this joke (or any other sex jokes) to your boss or someone you were trying to impress. If that's the only joke you share, then people might think that all you think about is sex, and that's not always the greatest thing. Unless of course you're a hooker. But I don't know much about you...
Anyways, no, I don't think it's funny.
2007-01-31 16:00:48 · answer #2 · answered by Lizzie 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
poor man just laying there waiting for the wife and someone batters you with a coat hanger ouch 10/10
2007-01-31 16:18:27 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was something else lol with bells on. Hey if he was of a different persuasion there might have been a different twist to the tail. Keep em coming!!!
2007-01-31 16:11:26 · answer #4 · answered by Loxie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch that hurt brought a tear to my eye
does not bear thinking about wicked woman but i did lol 10/10
2007-01-31 22:53:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Faf, lmao, Loved it,
10/10
Great 1
Tink x
2007-01-31 18:00:53 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6/10 I agree that it sounds like it would be funny if told in person.
2007-01-31 16:13:11 · answer #7 · answered by A Different Name 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny 9/10
2007-01-31 16:06:47 · answer #8 · answered by iluvmyself676 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bit long-winded, maybe you could leave the college bit out.
2007-01-31 15:57:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
probably better when in person than reading
2007-01-31 15:56:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋