Mr. Bear....?

Question

It's 8:30 p.m. .The father puts little timmy to bed. "good night dad." "good night son."
As soon as the father goes to his room and gets comfy in his bed, little timmy comes running in. "dad, dad, there was something moving in my room." Dad- "It must have been a shadow or something son." " but... alright you can sleep with me tonight." "Thanks dad!"
Later on, the father was thinking about his wife who's on a trip and misses having sex with her. he slowly started getting an erection. "dad?" (the father snaps back into reality) oh, uhh , what is it son? son- "what was that under the blanket?" father-well uh.. timothy,..ummm... that was Mr. bear." "Just go to sleep and he'll leave you alone." timmy- "alright." The next morning the father wakes up in a hospital. (slowly starts recovering focus) Timmy what happened? Tim- Oh! dad! I got to tell you! Mr. bear came back that night, and he was staring at me. He spit on my face, so I broke his neck.

Answer 1

so wrong.... soooo soooo wrong....