2007-01-31 07:04:44 · 23 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, and could get jiggy wit it, on Jello
2007-01-31 07:07:41 · answer #1 · answered by Sean 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool
If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians
2007-01-31 15:14:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is the motor oil straight weight or detergent?
2007-01-31 15:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by Eva 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could those poor birds affected by Exxon dance on oil?
2007-01-31 15:09:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude! he could moon walk on motor oil!!
2007-01-31 15:13:47 · answer #5 · answered by Chuck 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The motor oil is for his slip 'n slide, not dancing...
2007-01-31 15:09:03 · answer #6 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it was 50/60, definitely. On crude he would be a little less fleet of foot.
2007-01-31 15:08:33 · answer #7 · answered by Daniel J 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He could indeed! With Jesus all things are possible!
2007-01-31 15:09:13 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He can do anything He wants. He's God. But seriously, can't you think of a more intelligent question to ask than this?
2007-01-31 15:11:26 · answer #9 · answered by Aims4usa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes jesus my savior can do anything? want to talk about how he cured the blind and mute. It's pretty amazing stuff.
2007-01-31 15:08:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anna Costner 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get a life ! better still get to know him . Some one once said
Know Him !
Or
No you.~
2007-01-31 15:37:06 · answer #11 · answered by Sugar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋