A. Shakespeare
B. Arkansas
C. Hemorrhoids
D. What goes around, comes around.
E. Don't steal from your parents.
F. Greyhound
G. Ants are people.
H. If a person is dying, get them drunk.
I. Don't sleep.
J. Just say "No".
2007-01-31 06:02:49 · 14 answers · asked by MrsOcultyThomas 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dear "yummy" - Please explain your answer.
2007-01-31 06:08:27 · update #1
Dear "milb" -- good one. but I really meant "Don't steal from your parents" as a separate choice than to simply not steal in general.
2007-01-31 06:11:35 · update #2
Dear "milb" - I really meant "what goes around, comes around" - I am not giving choices that fall into that general of an area "As you sow, so shall you reap" stands on its own bottom - so to say.
For years the folks in my neighborhood have been asking "Where does it say that every pot must stand on its own Bottom?" Do happen to know where that is in the Bible? ( I don't know.)
2007-01-31 06:16:22 · update #3
Dear "frank" - If you know the Bible is fiction, then you must have read it to make that determination. So, please join in and make some choices.
2007-01-31 06:18:30 · update #4
Dear "avie" - You got me. You have a good memory.
2007-01-31 06:19:35 · update #5
B. Arkansas...
Noah got out of the ark and saw...
I heard that in church when I was a kid. The preacher was originally from Arkansas :)
2007-01-31 06:12:18 · answer #1 · answered by Avie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
D is covered in different words. E is pretty close but the wording is different. H maybe, but is close to being expressed a couple of times. J seems like that it would be but not quite sure if the sentiment is the same.
All in all, the Bible is fairly accurate for archeology and has some good lessons about life.
2007-01-31 14:12:07 · answer #2 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
H. If a person is dying, get them drunk.
I remember this somewhere. Someone had a belly ache and was cured with wine...
1 Timothy 5:23 Stop drinking only water, and use a little wine because of your stomach and your frequent illnesses. (NIV)
2007-01-31 14:06:03 · answer #3 · answered by MishMash [I am not one of your fans] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Proverbs 31:6
Give strong drink to the one who is perishing,and wine to those in bitter distress;
-Is this what you meant for H?
Also stealing is wrong- you should not steal from your parents or anyone!
Proverbs 22:8
Whoever sows injustice will reap calamity,and the rod of his fury will fail.
-You reap what you sow-
And to just say no- Well that would mean say no to the enemy- but not worded like that in the Bible. We as believers need to fight against the enemy- say no.
2007-01-31 14:08:55 · answer #4 · answered by Mandolyn Monkey Munch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just to be silly, I'm going with C. Satan is the hemorrhoid, God is the preparation H. Preparation H feels really good on the whole.
2007-01-31 14:22:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
All of them, if you use bible-code type techniques to look for the text in enough places.
2007-01-31 14:07:04 · answer #6 · answered by eldad9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of the above
2007-01-31 14:08:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
D and J...but worded a bit differently
2007-01-31 14:07:32 · answer #8 · answered by idahomike2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're all in the Mormon bible.
2007-01-31 14:07:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
H and J
2007-01-31 14:06:30 · answer #10 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋