There is a battle about to break out between lovers of mango flavored coffee and banana flavored coffee.
I prefer venti white mocha from starbucks, but feel I should pick a side.
Please explain to me why I should pick your side, also, if you can quote from an ancient text thats over 2000 years old, I will give your flavored coffee credence, since if its in a 2000 year old ancient text it must be true.
Thank you so very much.
Yours truely,
-the Mayor
2007-01-31 05:58:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hello Mayor!
Isaiah 51:22-23 “See, I have taken out of your hand the cup of trembling … you shall no longer drink it. But I will put it into the hand of those who afflict you, who have said to you, ‘Lie down, that we may walk over you.’ Awake, awake!" What else might the cup of trembling be than coffee? God wants you to gracefully accepts the gift of awakeness he gives you in the cacao bean! God will take the coffee and give it to the ungodly for profit if the religious refuse to sip of this sacred drink. 'Tis a just God!
"How long will you slumber, O sluggard? When will you rise from your sleep? A little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to sleep—so shall your poverty come on you like a robber." (Prov 6:10). "Behold, He who keeps Israel shall neither slumber nor sleep. (Ps 121:3b-4)". The more you sleep, the more increased the likelihood you will be poor and/or sleep. Drinking coffee will assuage this problem.
Neither should it matter, banana or mango. Only the apple is sinful. We think. God never mentions what fruit Eve ate of, only that it was a fruit. Perhaps white mocha is a safer bet. Iced Milk Chocolate Peanut Butter Brownie donations may be sent to my address so I can offer it up to myself and my congregation.
All the best,
Constituent
2007-01-31 06:46:56 · answer #1 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no need for proof other than the perfection of a freshly brewed cup of mango flavored coffee.
However, you should know that the first beverage ever had by man was mango flavored coffee. This is indisputablable and is recorded in the book of Gehvalia.
2007-01-31 06:04:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Coffee is evil! sin! blasphemy!!
I am a member of the Round Tea Bag Society... I believe that all Tea bags should be round and have 2000 perforations!!! I am here to spread the word to all the blasphemers who are tricked into using sinful square teabags by the evil Red Rose and all its minions.... Its not too late to let the one true Tetley Tea God into your hearts.. repent of your sinful square bags and thou shalt be saved!! The Tetley Tea God will save a place for you in the big Teapot in the sky if you let the round teabag with 2000 perforations into your heart... if you dont, you will spend an eternity in the awful Coffee Percolator of doom!! So it is written in the sacred Tetley Texts which are 2000 years old, have 2000 pages and 2000 commandments.. just as the HOLY Tetley Teabags have 2000 perforations... the number 2000 is sacred!!
LMAO sometimes I crack myself up...
2007-01-31 06:41:49 · answer #3 · answered by Kelly + Eternal Universal Energy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We all know that mango flavored coffee was surpassed years ago when Koko made the first ever banana flavored coffee - thus changing the world forever.
2007-01-31 06:08:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear Mayor,
I prefer the Venti Non-fat Sugar-free Vanilla Latte, so I would be of no help to you.
Regretfully,
Your Loyal Subject
2007-01-31 06:03:40 · answer #5 · answered by MishMash [I am not one of your fans] 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My God!!!!!! Don't you know that coffee is the Devil's tea!!! Give up on this evil drink immediately, or the stones will head your way!!!
By the way, have a nice day.
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2007-01-31 06:04:47 · answer #6 · answered by Weird Darryl 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
enable me get this promptly,you're asking questions of atheists and complaining when we answer? ought to some time not be better effective spent complaining about the non secular not answering once you ask questions of them? faith is backwards. i imagine eighteen is your lot better or a lot less
2016-12-03 07:03:03 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flavored coffee? Blasphemy! Black coffee only for me, thanks. It is the way it was originally made. And no Starbucks. They burn the beans.
2007-01-31 06:04:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Uhhhh
Weren't you asking the other day about "showing" you a time when an atheist was being derogatory?
2007-01-31 06:02:47 · answer #9 · answered by TK421 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jim - let the coffee-freaks kill each otther - the world will be better off without them!!
2007-01-31 06:02:37 · answer #10 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋