...my horse just wont pick up any pace at the moment...he's like a damn big tortoise...
well without the shell and the funny head thing ...
ok...so he's just like a horse...;0)
2007-01-31 05:32:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"My horse"
So thats what you're calling me now.
2007-01-31 23:52:26 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tortoise's are known to be slow,try giving him some head-way if that does
not do the trick.Have you tried riding the beast bareback, or even Bronco
fashion. If none of these work I would definitely ride harder perhaps with a
touch of the riding crop.That should get results.
2007-01-31 05:46:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello, I thought it was a well known fact, that horses like to be a little doleful over the winter months. A little like people, y'know, waiting for that glimpse of spring sunshine.
Maybe you should just be happy to trot and enjoy each others company. Then let your hair down when the sun shines. He's your friend right? So just be content to "hang out" a while.
2007-01-31 05:46:29 · answer #3 · answered by ~☆ Petit ♥ Chou ☆~ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
she, that is probably the funniest question i have come across yet, lolol... you're gonna have to set the tone, i guess re-train so to speak... if you've got bedposts try using some scarves and leaving him tied up, and then u can set the pace yourself and show him what u like...
either that or u too could be just physically not so compatible, and u might have to return the tortoise and get a newer model lol...
2007-01-31 05:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by shoei7 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Back when I was a kid and had horses we did one of two things, put a bur under the back half of the saddle. Instead of kicking the animal we shift our weight to the back of the saddle and a quick shake on the reigns and train the horse to move it a little quicker. They usually respond without being too overwhelmed. Otherwise spurs work great for lazy stubborn horses.
2016-05-23 23:11:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smack it and ride it harder.But the horse just doesn't feel like it today it sounds like,good luck having the horse buckin you off.
2007-01-31 05:42:42 · answer #6 · answered by tino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well thought you were being sexual- thats why your question interested me really!
Depends on wat hes into I reckon! Wat about maybe dressing him up in like a rubber suit and forcing a rubber ball in his mouth
for start off. Then perhaps give him a good hard spanking until he bleeds and then ride him until he feels like his dick's gonna drop off? That sounds like my idea of a perfect night but it would have to be with a toal stranger at an agreed location or something! Shouldnt be sat here at this time of night chatting like this!
Its your fault She but Nice one anyway! Lucky horse! see ya D
2007-01-31 13:17:29 · answer #7 · answered by DAN Coops 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure you have heard of the horse whisperer.....the real life person that is.....well he says you never hit a horse; ever......I'd like to add to that...never hit a child either.
2007-01-31 11:21:16 · answer #8 · answered by sea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been with a couple of guys hung like a horse, is that close enough?
2007-01-31 05:38:27 · answer #9 · answered by Karen 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Harder! Then ride me!
2007-01-31 05:37:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so your riding him and it was actually soooo bad that you had to jump off to type out a question???
Damn, he realllly sucks!
Time to trade him in for a new stud lady!
2007-01-31 05:40:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋