A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her
apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,
"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $20.00......
on one condition"
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition Was. The man
replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's
hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
slowly And meaningfully said....
"Clean my house."
(YOU GO, GIRL!)
2007-01-31 05:26:14 · 13 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahaha.. i've really gotta stop coming to yahoo answers during work. I laughed so hard, and now I feel awkward...
2007-01-31 05:44:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-01 23:32:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sooooo funny! I bet that's the best $20 she'll ever spend! Plus, think about it -- she'll get to watch that gorgeous hunk while he's cleaning her house all day! Wonder if he'll ask her if she wants him to change the bed sheets?!
2007-01-31 05:52:55 · answer #3 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes girl it is nice! i love it where did you get it from nice good job i'm going to have to use that joke one day because i just can not stop laughing at it because it is so nice good job once again.
2007-01-31 05:35:03 · answer #4 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats probably what id say... i love these women take on the men jokes... better than the old blonde jokes!!!
2007-01-31 05:45:36 · answer #5 · answered by Lily Allen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 8/10
2007-01-31 05:39:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMFG! That was hilarious! my boss and I got a kick out of that!
2007-01-31 06:20:08 · answer #7 · answered by Dianne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!!!!!... ROFL... I Loved This Joke... hahahaha....
thanx for the hearty laugh
2007-01-31 05:58:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really smart. I wasnt expecting that.
2007-01-31 05:33:49 · answer #9 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woooooo yea you go girl lol! great joke! haha
2007-01-31 05:40:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋