An elderly couple go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an
elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them £50 and he says goodbye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex
therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the
doctor says, “I’m sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges £98. The Hilton charges £139.
We do it here for£50, and I get £43 back from the health insurance company.
2007-01-31 05:19:50 · 14 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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im giving you a score of 100 and a star and a laugh
haha hehe hoho hwhw
2007-01-31 05:27:06 · answer #1 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-31 16:32:41 · answer #2 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.9/10.
2007-01-31 13:31:38 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent 9/10
2007-01-31 14:30:05 · answer #4 · answered by caesar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, that's great 10/10
2007-01-31 14:22:19 · answer #5 · answered by fozz89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant plus a star to go with it
2007-01-31 13:34:40 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ending!!
2007-01-31 13:53:43 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehhehee! hilarious! Wise old people!
2007-01-31 13:28:39 · answer #8 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he it made me smile, bit cheeky though! lol
2007-01-31 13:41:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! that ws funnyy
2007-01-31 13:24:19 · answer #10 · answered by » Ðëe®'§ Êÿ€ « 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋