So the doc fills 1 cup with pure water and the second with whisky. He drops a worm in the cup of water and lets it swim for a while. He then puts the worm in the Whisky. The worm is dead in seconds. The doc asks him if he learned anything. The husband replies: "Yea, if I drink Whisky, I won't get worms...Thanks doc, have a nice day"!
2007-01-31 05:16:34 · 14 answers · asked by eventhorizon 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao..you make my day...thanks
2007-01-31 05:56:50 · answer #1 · answered by JuNiPeR SixTeEn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You married in the first month? This is why you should give it TIME. Then before you got married you would've found out about the alcohol dependancy in more depth. Seriously if I were you i'd go absolutely crazy if my boyfriend just teased me and didn't follow through. I would be really angry just over that let alone the alcohol. If you do the shopping, don't buy him any beer. I wouldn't, take the higher ground and wear the pants in the relationship. He's always too drunk to have any responsibility so you have to wear the pants.
2016-05-23 23:07:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One dumb doctor. The same worm won't survive in a cup of StarBuck, hot chicken soup, lemonade, slurppy ...
Time for the wife to find another doc.
2007-01-31 05:54:19 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Tequila (Mezcal) shows you won't get worms or even scorpions :)
2007-01-31 05:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by gman1602 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um good but only a 6.5/10 5 is avg
2007-01-31 05:42:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehe, very silly
2007-01-31 05:19:42 · answer #6 · answered by jojogala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drink Tequila instead
2007-01-31 05:20:02 · answer #7 · answered by flavorlicious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL... thats what u call positive thinking.. hahaha
good one
2007-01-31 06:32:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Thats a good one!!!
2007-01-31 05:30:48 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats cute
2007-01-31 05:22:14 · answer #10 · answered by Tara 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋