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2007-01-31 05:12:17 · 4 answers · asked by Pre 2 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how did the blonde try to kill her pet bird?
2007-02-01 06:54:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright heres one.Its a sequal to another joke of mine.Its complete nonsense KEY:TSH=Talk Show Host TD=Tidal Dave
Talk Show host:Welcome to our returning guest,Tidal Dave
Tidal Dave:Thanks Talk Show Host
TSH:so,Tidal um Dave how is it being the least succesful author of all time
Tidal Dave:i wouldnt say im the least um what you sed
TSH:succesful?
TD:thanks
TSH:Well Dave,every last copy of your debut book was thrown into the river outside of Surf Ran Sisquo
TD:Well mr.Host i take that as a blasting
TSH:blessing?
TD:thanks
TSH:ACHOOO!!
TD:blast you
(fancy drum landing music)get the pun
2007-01-31 14:57:48 · answer #2 · answered by matchbox202006 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We're all just waiting here to hear one of yours!! Good Luck!!
@8-)
2007-01-31 13:23:50 · answer #3 · answered by Dovey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's more of a riddle. Why are divorces so expensive?
2007-01-31 13:48:44 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋