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I mean come on what are you going to do with (literally) all the time in the world. God has to have some hobbies or something to do with all that free time.

2007-01-31 05:06:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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He watches ALL the reruns.

2007-01-31 05:10:26 · answer #1 · answered by Jay Z 6 · 0 0

Murdering innocent people, or people who broke his laws who never really knew they were breaking his laws. Rape, that whole Mary thing terrible, but I guess God could forgive himself. Screw up the planet by allowing humans to invent religion. I know, his hobby is to do nothing but sit on his hands and not help anyone or everyone (even though he supposedly has the power) and watch them be tortured and maimed and abused and raped and killed, and then if during that period they curse God he sends them to Hell right away. God either is a sadistic bastard or does not exist. I would go for the latter, hence no hobbies.

2007-01-31 05:17:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1 Smiting
2 Getting virgins with child

2007-01-31 05:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by Insulting Other Participants 2 · 1 0

To help and see his children always happy ...

(for the matter, he is most busy of all in answering the proper calls of millions of people)

2007-01-31 05:15:06 · answer #4 · answered by Angel 4 · 0 0

Destroy cities.
Have nonconsensual sex with virgin.
Have son crucified.
Make wagers with devil.
Have followers make burnt offerings.

The list of time wasters is endless.

2007-01-31 05:14:04 · answer #5 · answered by Devil in Details 3 · 0 0

Creating chaos in this world.

2007-01-31 05:16:23 · answer #6 · answered by Pluto 3 · 0 0

we are his hobbies he has the universe in a jar, heaven and hell in another watching and laughing

2007-01-31 05:13:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

1. making poor people since there are so many of them
2. killing people since so many die every day from acts of god

2007-01-31 05:13:17 · answer #8 · answered by Irreverend 6 · 1 1

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