Blue
Egg
Cotton
Interesting
Cabin
Crater
Hobbit
Eagle
Alpine
Greenpeace
Aurora
Double
Earing
UFO
Instincts
Laxative
Elephant
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2007-01-31 05:04:24 · 10 answers · asked by nmd_elkie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-31 05:13:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day in the alpine, a hobbit was making an egg in an interesting cabin. The cabin sat inside a crater on the side of the mountain. Against his best instincts, the hobbit was using double eggs, knowing he would have to take a laxative to fight off the constipation that would surely follow. Suddenly an eagle shaped UFO came in and dropped an elephant right on his indoor, climate controlled cotton field. Fortunately, the hobbit had taken the laxative, and could go get rid of the elephant before going to the bathroom and blowing out an O-Ring. When he finally did, greenpeace came and told him that that his elephant was violating zoning regulations, even though that isn't greenpiece's job, or within their jurisdictional rights. The hobbit kicked the man from greenpeace in his "aurora" and he turned blue. The end.
2007-01-31 05:15:06 · answer #2 · answered by bassdog65 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
once upon a time a random Blue Egg fell in love with a soft piece of Cotton who happened to own an Interesting Cabin that was sold to the cotton by a potatoe Crater who just so happened to be a Hobbit this hobbits name was Eagle. One day eagle decided to plant an Alpine after watching a comercial by Greenpeace. The next day greenpeace awarded him with a trip to the north pole to see the Aurora lights. When he got home he found that the amount of Double cheeseburgers in his refrigerator had expanded, he sold 30 of the and bought a so called magical Earing when he was walking home he was abducted by aliens in a UFO. The aliens Instincts told them that they had better take a Laxative to help them get rid of the Elephant they had eaten the day before! And the Blue Egg the Cotton And the Aliens all live happily ever after the end.
2007-02-07 14:36:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one day the blue hen laid a big blue egg. The cottonbunny hopped by and commented what a interesting egg . Took it in the log cabin and put it in the hobbit crater.
The alpine eagle from green peace came by on his way to Alaska to view the aurora; and he said," i will bet you double or nothing. The Winner keeps mydiamond earing and the egg.
It looks like it might be a family member.
One never knows about these things,
The good Dr, John ,"the pink elephant was watching silently shaking his head. in dis belief.
This eagle is out to save the his endangered species and it is just a dumb old blue chicken egg.
You may be beautiful but you are stupid.
He told the eagle, I believe you to think this egg is something it is not. It is a UFO (unidentifed food object ate by men and when dranked raw is a known laxative. THE END
2007-02-05 03:15:09 · answer #4 · answered by tennessee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the blue egg is nestled in cotton
above an interesting cabin
the nest like a crater
is searched by a hobbit
and an eagle saves him from famine
high in the alpine where greenpeace rejions
an aurora gives them a show
a double pair of earrings
taken by UFOs
who study them carefully and slow
and a laxative taken by elephants
can cause a horrendous mess
the zookeeper quits
and says ''this place is the pits
all you go to...'' well, you can guess
2007-01-31 05:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by alpha mutt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont like the color Blue
I love ketchup and Eggs
Cotton is muy soft and comfortable
this is a very Interesting thing to do
Cabin fever was a dumb movie
theres Craters on the moon made of cheese
Hobbits are pretty cool people kinda scary though
Bald Eagle is the countrys animal
Alpine tree
Greenpeace is technically being a tree-hugger or a hippie :)
Aurora..isnt that a car??
Double..doulemint twins....
Earing...thats a wierd word.....
UFO...i see those everyday...Aliens rock my socks
Instincts...are those things moms claim to have
Laxative..makes you poopie
Elephant....are purple and chase you when your high!!
there! that was kinda hard....lol....
2007-02-08 01:52:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the blue egg fell in cotton and then rolled to an interesting cabin. it went online to pokemoncrater.com, than met a hobbit. It flew on an eagle to an alpine and said greenpeace. it used aurora beam and double kick in a pokemon battle. than it said to the enemy, "earing". It used its instincts to summon a ufo than it ate laxative and got crushed by an elephant
THE END!
2007-02-06 15:35:54 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm not the only blue egg that uses cotton for a mattress. sleep comes easy when you live in a cabin next to a crater that was dug by hobbits looking for the sacred eagle. alpine forrests surround me. protected by the watchful greenpeace. i'm originally from aurora colorado. times have been tough, so lately i've been doubling as a blue malted milk egg for easter photos. they asked me to wear an earing with a baby chick on it but the ufo guy wouldn't go for it. said his instincts told him i was in bad taste. i said "you think thats bad taste,you should taste that laxative they just gave that elephant."
2007-01-31 06:08:13 · answer #8 · answered by bizeyman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blue
Egg
Cotton
Interesting
Cabin
Crater
Hobbit
Eagle
Alpine
Greenpeace
Aurora
Double
Earing
UFO
Instincts
i ate one Laxative
Elephant
2007-02-06 03:02:09 · answer #9 · answered by Malaya. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Question!!! I'm a bit stuck with the Laxatives....I keep runing to the WC.....o no here we go again........
2007-02-08 04:51:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋