A class of children are due to have a maths exam. The day before the exam, their teacher gives them a blanc piece of paper and says that whatever they can fit on the piece of paper they can bring into the exam tommorow. The next day, the children all come in with notes written all over their paper. Except for one boy. Behind this boy comes a man.
The teacher goes to the boy and says, "Why have you not written anything on this piece of paper i gave you and do you know this man?"
The boy says, "This man is my friend and a proffesional mathamatition."
The teacher says,"What is he doing here, you cant use him thats cheating."
The boy says," But Sir, you said we could bring into the exam whatever fits onto this piece of paper, and he fits."
The boy puts his piece of paper on the floor and the strange mathamatition stands on it and fits.
2007-01-31 04:32:02 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
:) I like it...
2007-01-31 04:35:32 · answer #1 · answered by Mandi Jo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like the boy lacks many common logical skills that other kids his age have, and the mathematician was also not very smart as he wouldn't realize he would not be allowed to stay. I suppose the boy should become a politician so he can bend the rules to kind of apply to the situation...but not really. Math is not his strong point.
2007-01-31 04:39:07 · answer #2 · answered by bassdog65 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think the level of funny depends on what kind of minister he is..and if he fits on a piece of paper. My guess is that he is buddhist..and therefore has no knowledge of math or of problem solving. So he probably does not understand his own joke. However, it is possible he is jewish...and was more concerned if the man would fit on his star.
2007-01-31 04:42:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny? Naahhhh. Pragmatic? Maybe?
2007-01-31 04:57:03 · answer #4 · answered by Ted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for a minister it may be funny but to everone else it not but give your minister a (E) for effort
2007-01-31 04:39:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's cute. I smiled.
2007-01-31 05:46:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny... I like it.
2007-01-31 05:29:25 · answer #7 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope not funny preist should never be funny as thier the butt of many jokes them and the polish
2007-01-31 04:35:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Not funny.
2007-01-31 04:38:27 · answer #9 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i like it. thnx 4 the laugh.
(a star for u)
ave moksha
2007-01-31 04:41:17 · answer #10 · answered by Arnaq 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
not so much hahahaha funny as it is cute. but very cute!
2007-01-31 04:36:22 · answer #11 · answered by loki's_mum 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋