One day, a man went into the doctor because he wanted to have a vasectomy so he wouldn't have to worry about his wife getting pregnant.
The doctor decided the procedure would be safe, so he did it.
Afterwards, the doctor told him skin would begin to accumulate around his genitals. The doctor said he wanted the man to collect the skin for 20 years, then make something, then bring it back to the doctor.
So, after 20 years, the man finally came back. The doctor said, "So, what did you make me?"
So the man pulled out of his pocket a little wallet and handed it to the doctor.
The doctor said, "This is all you were able to make over these whole 20 years?"
Then the man said, "Yeah, but if you rub on it for a 'bit, it'll turn into a suitcase!"
2007-01-31 04:12:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that joke is weird good but weird
2007-01-31 05:49:05 · answer #1 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad i hv heard better of u 7/10
2007-01-31 15:12:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not 4 me
2007-01-31 15:34:41 · answer #3 · answered by busby58 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cheesy
2007-01-31 15:54:46 · answer #4 · answered by Dooby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is the strangest thing I ever read!!
2007-01-31 12:22:33 · answer #5 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
urrgghhh, i hope he washed his hands...lol
2007-01-31 13:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny.
2007-01-31 15:53:59 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
2007-01-31 12:46:34 · answer #8 · answered by Dianne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lol
2007-01-31 12:21:20 · answer #9 · answered by wilma p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ikle smile!!!!
2007-01-31 12:23:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋