This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll ya have?" The seal says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."
2007-01-31 04:11:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Awh the poor baby seal. Funny but horrible
2007-01-31 04:18:19 · answer #1 · answered by kit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not heard that. Have you heard this:-Ode Tae A Fart
Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in your belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous wind
The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
Stert workin like a gentle breeze
But soon the puddin wi the sauncie face
Will have ye blawin all ower the place
Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
A'body's gonnae hiv tae pay
Even if ye try tae stifle
It's like a bullet oot a rifle
Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair
Tae try and stop the leakin air
Shifty yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it doesnae reek
But aw yer efforts go assunder
Oot it comes like a clap o thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
Michty me a sonic boom
God almighty it fairly reeks
Hope I huvnae **** my breeks
Tae the bog I better scurry
Aw whit the hell it's no ma worry
A'body roon aboot me chokin
Wan or two are nearly bokin
I'll feel better for a while
Cannae help but raise a smile
Wiz him! I shout with accusin glower
Alas too late, he's just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
A dinnae feel welcome any mair
Where e'ere ye go let yer wind gan’ free
Sounds like just the job fur me
Whit a fuss at rabbie's party
Ower the sake o one wee farty.
Unable to get in in main list so put it in answers but a bit late for the main night.
2007-01-31 12:20:04 · answer #2 · answered by Francis Henry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boo
they don't club seals any more!!
2007-01-31 12:18:06 · answer #3 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...Is that a club sandwich?
Which club is that? Can I join?
2007-01-31 12:19:07 · answer #4 · answered by pete m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool!
2007-01-31 12:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You just told me so yes.
2007-01-31 12:17:55 · answer #6 · answered by Williamstown 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-01-31 15:54:35 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as bad as the other
2007-01-31 15:35:42 · answer #8 · answered by busby58 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea
i just herd it now
2007-01-31 12:16:08 · answer #9 · answered by zmanryan2 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good but sick
2007-01-31 12:17:07 · answer #10 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋