hep me. why does ma massa shoves a broomstick up ma azz and tells me to cleans up afta maself?

Answer 1

Your master told me it was noon and you were lieing on a pile of water melon rinds and empty KFC boxes on the front porch. There were two white women with you one of which was massa's daughter. He had to nail you with the broom stick since you were blasting McHammer so loundly that he could not yell over it. He even tried lighting up a cross on the front lawn to get your attention but that did not work either.

Answer 2

dat masta shur nose how to treat a wimin!

Answer 3

what the Garvy you saying