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If you died in a boating accident, your soul WOULD NOT drown.

What will happen after YOU die?
Better grasp on to Jesus Christ. He IS the Life Jacket and Soul Saver...
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Who does your soul belong to?
L. Ron Hubbard?
The devil,
your job,
your debt or
career?
-God forbid!
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Mine belongs to the author, co-creator and lover of my soul
Jesus Christ, with pleasure!
:^)
XOXOXO
There is no other way to be saved!
Hope to one day see YOU in heaven...
Massive Love, in Truth to You and Yours!

Talk to me now!

2007-01-31 03:44:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

jayelle,
veiled threat?
Satan has a veil over you called confusion!
There is no threat here but LOVE!
Maybe you have something to be defensive about?
Search yourself, it's not too late!
I do not know how, I can post any nicer my dear... :^)

2007-01-31 04:09:41 · update #1

...BECAUSE AFTER A BRIEF EART LIFE, MAN GOES TO HIS ETERNAL DESTINY.
(ECCLESIASTES 12:5)

2007-02-01 05:23:31 · update #2

16 answers

Oh, I'm converted now. Save me. Help. Police.

Atheism.

2007-01-31 03:48:07 · answer #1 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 7 4

I was in an accident with a boat quite recently--boat hit me as I was surfing--and I called out to Poseidon and La Sirene, a Greek God and Vodoun Goddess of the sea. And I think I was okay, because I didn't break anything and I'm recovering pretty nicely. (I held up my surfboard to take most of the force.) So, your veiled threat isn't impressing me.

2007-01-31 11:57:05 · answer #2 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 1 0

Do you have any proof of any of these assertions, or do you believe them only because those are the predominant beliefs in your society, and so you absorbed them over time? If you had been born in India, you'd most likely be Hindu, not Christian, because that's the religion you'd be accostomed to. If you had lived in Egypt 4000 years ago, you'd have no chance of being a Christian since Jesus hadn't been invented yet. Do you see what I mean? What you believe depends mostly on where and when you are born. No God is necessary, only the human propensity to follow the crowd.

2007-01-31 11:51:54 · answer #3 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 2 1

Well, I wasn't going to convert until I saw that smiley face with the nose-thing on it. Nothing says "sincerity" like emoticons. I suppose I can rethink my entire belief system just because somebody on the Internet thinks it's a cute idea.

2007-01-31 11:51:21 · answer #4 · answered by Lee Harvey Wallbanger 4 · 1 0

Wait, if I died from drowning? I could only wish to be as of so lucky to let nature take me to the Summerlands. And uhmmm... I don't hope to see you in heaven, because dying isn't something I eagerly look forward to. Maybe someday we'll meet in the Summerlands, but I'm not that eager to get there.

2007-01-31 11:54:31 · answer #5 · answered by lavos1412 3 · 2 1

Spiritually, God is the master/owner of all souls. After death He will take you to His home, analyse your heart (where all your thoughts are recorded, I dont know -how!!, may be in a super CD or DVD??)and reward or punish you accordingly.

2007-02-08 07:44:24 · answer #6 · answered by mini r 2 · 0 0

*The Pagan's version of Pascals wager, If you are wrong, you only have three Gods to choose from, in the chance that all three are false Gods (Satan, Jehovah, and Jesus) I have BILLIONS of Gods and Goddesses, and you would have to answer to them, theres more of a chance that you are wrong than I am, why would you want to take such a risk?*

There, I feel like I just took a dump.

2007-01-31 11:52:00 · answer #7 · answered by xians_are_evil777 2 · 3 1

You make wild assertions, but provide no evidence or logical basis for your assumptions. Based upon your argument, why do you not belong to any other sect of Christianity or religion?

2007-01-31 11:50:18 · answer #8 · answered by Blackacre 7 · 2 1

Your Soul probably does not exist in the first place. Even if there is a soul, how can you be so sure Christianity is the right religion? There is no way of knowing, those that proclaim to know their religion is the true one are doing so through blind faith and arrogance.


No thanks, I will not subscribe to your line of thought. I would rather risk eternal damnation than give into fear and arrogance.

2007-01-31 11:50:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 4

Nobody can prove any gods, much less a specific god, exist; many people will tell you their god exists but no others, but will never be able to prove it, even if they think so. Some will threaten you with eternal pain or promise eternal joy to get you to believe in their god; these are all stories, created for people who were scared long before we understood the universe. Now we have no more reason for these superstitions.

How terrible the bible in particular is:
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/

How silly and horrible religion in general is:
http://godisimaginary.com/
http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/

The alternative:
http://www.religioustolerance.org/
http://www.infidels.org/
http://www.positiveatheism.org/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unitarian_Universalism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secular_humanism

2007-01-31 11:51:20 · answer #10 · answered by eldad9 6 · 2 4

Well if I die I will be waiting on the return of Jesus.

1 Thessalonians 4:16 "For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:"

So I hope I am doing all I can to please HIM. I want to hear him say WELL DONE!!!!!

Matthew 25:21 "His lord said unto him, Well done, thou good and faithful servant: thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord."

2007-01-31 11:55:13 · answer #11 · answered by Child of God 5 · 0 4

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