"Can I have a martini please?" Says the string. "No" Says the bar man we don't serve string here. Second evening the string walks in and asks for a martini, "No" Says the barman "We don't serve strings in here" The third night the string walks in and asks for a martini, "Look, didn't I tell you we don't serve strings in this pub?" Says the barman, "I'm a frayed knot" Said the string.
2007-01-31 03:38:57 · 7 answers · asked by florrie f 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha that was soooooo corny in a good way i love jokes like that .....thanks for the morning laugh
2007-01-31 03:43:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha liked it
2007-01-31 04:06:05 · answer #2 · answered by stuartalexanderhucklebee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this was American Idol, you would NOT be sent to Hollywood.
2007-01-31 03:45:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the best but cute!
2007-01-31 03:47:25 · answer #4 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I groaned that was so bad heh heh
2007-01-31 03:43:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious?
2007-01-31 03:44:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am afraid you suck!
2007-01-31 03:51:17 · answer #7 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋