A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning,
"Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
Little Johnny told his teacher he’d found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive.
"Dead." She was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pxssed in its ear and it didn’t move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained Little Johnny, "I leaned over and went ’Pssst!’ and it didn’t move."
2007-01-31 03:19:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny! where do you get em?
2007-01-31 03:29:32 · answer #1 · answered by Irish Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY.........no question about it!
If anyone on here says not, they need to get a life and stop being offended by things, LOL!
2007-01-31 03:24:14 · answer #2 · answered by J9 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-31 04:32:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
first one i had heard before and it's always cute. The second one was new and it was pretty funny!
2007-01-31 04:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by Dianne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofpmsl@J9, authority on humour. It did not offend me, nor did it make me laugh. I suppose that laughter is relative, that joke might have tickled viewers of American sitcoms, but not me.
2007-01-31 03:28:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I LOVE little Johnny! lmao
2007-01-31 03:26:29 · answer #6 · answered by Pretending To Work 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-01-31 07:55:09 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a cute kid that lil johnny,i thought they were funny....
2007-01-31 03:38:58 · answer #8 · answered by VALWILS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need a pay rise, I need a pay rise,
Good 1
Tink x
2007-01-31 10:45:17 · answer #9 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very good
2007-01-31 07:41:36 · answer #10 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really good joke i laughing my head off LOL
2007-01-31 03:50:41 · answer #11 · answered by sugargirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋