Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women see what’s in the bed and go to the fridge.
Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q. What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q. What does an old woman have between her brexsts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel
Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant
A. Marry her
Q. What's female Viagra?
A. Jewellery
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with, "A man once told me..."
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
2007-01-31 03:11:35 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i guess some of you did not see previous question then
2007-01-31 03:23:10 · update #1
urm excuse me!!! im a slim wife who looks after herself! (well im fat at the moment coz im pregnant!) lol
2007-01-31 03:16:43 · answer #1 · answered by Keira 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
I wish some of the answerers would remember this is a JOKES section. Of course not everybody likes the same type of joke. If you don't, well fair enough, but don't read too much into the joke.
Keep postin'.
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-31 03:59:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guarantee you don't have a girlfriend or wife! Nor will u ever get 1 thinking/talking like that!
2007-01-31 03:19:53 · answer #3 · answered by The McK's 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok m8 bit offensive to women but u've got alot right i like ur style u can say stuff that no man between puberty and death would dare.
2007-01-31 03:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by cm.brownsword@btinternet.com 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did these come from the Bernard Manning bumber book of mother in law jokes?
2007-01-31 03:14:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
you missed one
Q What is the similarity between your wife and a condom?
A They both spend more time in your wallet than on your d***
2007-01-31 03:18:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1's pmsl 10/10
2007-01-31 03:18:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny xx
2007-01-31 03:17:58 · answer #8 · answered by london lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have once again achieved your status as a MAN! Great jokes. keep 'em coming!
2007-01-31 03:17:22 · answer #9 · answered by stuartalexanderhucklebee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fairs fair,
Good 1,
Tink x
2007-01-31 10:39:28 · answer #10 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋