Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A: They already have boyfriends.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don’t know it’s never happened.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: What do men and spxrm have in common?
A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming human.
Q: How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them!
Q. What’s the difference between a x-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
Q: Why don’t women have men’s brains?
A: Because they don’t have pxnises to keep them in.
2007-01-31 03:00:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and u done it again pmsl 10/10
2007-01-31 04:37:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard some of them before on this site, but gave you a star for the brain joke. lol
2007-01-31 03:05:44 · answer #2 · answered by Big C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - Tell your wife I said thanks!!!
(I love the definition of a Yankee!)
2007-01-31 03:35:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok half of those dont even make sense, what the hell is an x-spot, its g spot... and what is a pxnises? and 45 minutes difference in what? sex? hardly... becoming human what? the yankee one was the only one that was even near romotely funny or made any sense. try again buddy
2007-01-31 03:06:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
ha, ha, ha ....that was good, I specially liked the How do you know a man is planning for the future...that was funny Im going to tell it to my bf he will laugh and say its true!
Well thanks again for the laugh..
~browneyes~
2007-01-31 03:44:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU ARE SUCH A TRAITOR.....well, I guess we'll say you are just saying the obvious. Very funny!
2007-01-31 03:08:51 · answer #6 · answered by stuartalexanderhucklebee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure you didn't want to hear this, but these are SOOOOO true, and pretty funny.
2007-01-31 03:04:56 · answer #7 · answered by catfish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great jokes! Keep it up!
2007-01-31 03:48:25 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny.... ROTFL
2007-01-31 03:11:33 · answer #9 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! thats funny...nicely done.
2007-01-31 03:08:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋