A blonde goes to the doctor. The doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?" The blonde says, "I just hurt all over." The doctor says, "Show me exactly where you hurt." The blonde takes her finger and touches her nose and says, "OOWWW!" The doctor says, "HHMMM. Where else do you hurt?" She takes her finger and touches her knee and says, "OOWWW!" The doctor says, "HHMMM. And where else do you hurt?" She takes her finger and touches her ear and says, "OOWWW!" The doctor says, "Well, I think I have a diagnosis for you." The blonde says, "Don't hold anything back. Tell me like it is. I can take it." The doctor says, "Your finger is broken."
2007-01-31 02:53:35 · 11 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Never heard it. Good one!
2007-01-31 02:57:41 · answer #1 · answered by sunnydreams1123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...can't say I'd heard it before or not. Thank goodness you did not belate the punch line by having the blonde touching other body parts.
2007-01-31 11:40:07 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hardie Har Har!
2007-01-31 10:57:07 · answer #3 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes only the version i heard was she was a red head that went to the doctor, and after telling him that it hurt allover, he says your not really a red head are you....
2007-01-31 10:57:11 · answer #4 · answered by loveboatcaptain 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! No, that's the first time for me. Didn't figure out this one either! LOL!
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2007-01-31 11:00:59 · answer #5 · answered by OhWhatCanIDo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a hunch when reading it that it might be her finger. That was a good chuckle to start the day. Thanks
2007-01-31 10:56:57 · answer #6 · answered by Carolina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I heard it and it's funny each and every time.
2007-01-31 10:56:48 · answer #7 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the best..but a joke..haha
2007-01-31 10:57:32 · answer #8 · answered by Jeff 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol haha that's creative
2007-01-31 10:56:34 · answer #9 · answered by zoey z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny..i havent heard this one!!!!!
2007-01-31 10:58:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋