im smiling now writing this...im so happy!
2007-01-31 02:50:57 · 20 answers · asked by halbeast 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That picture of the camel on your profile !
2007-01-31 03:59:15 · answer #1 · answered by Flying Scotsman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke
Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two hookers and wind up taking them to their separate rooms.
The first short man dwarf gets his woman upstairs, but is soon disappointed, however, because he is too nervous to perform. Worse yet, his depression is increased by the fact that, from the next room, he hears loud cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UGGHHH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first answered, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't do it."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing... I couldn't even get on to the ******* bed!"
2007-01-31 11:37:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seeing my gorgeous daughter for lunch at The Italian in Commercial Street.
2007-01-31 10:54:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog, when the technician put her on the scale to weigh her and she weighed 20 lbs.........instead of the 12 she should weigh. She's old and has been thru chemotherapy and I just let her do her thing, that appears to be eating!
2007-01-31 10:58:48 · answer #4 · answered by LucySD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
before work, I smiled at my bf (he s sooo lovely)
and just before, I smiled at the last customer. (not just because its my job to be nice. I mean it.
love to spread out positive energie
2007-01-31 11:08:19 · answer #5 · answered by langstrumpf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last customer that walked out the door.
(I'm an insurance agent!)
2007-01-31 10:55:08 · answer #6 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend is here with her two week old daughter she is lovely so that is something to smile about
2007-01-31 10:57:58 · answer #7 · answered by smiley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LAST HAD A 'REAL' SMILE ON MY FACE ABOUT 2 HRS AGO WHEN I MADE LAST PAYMENT ON MY HOLIDAY- I NEED SUM SUN
2007-01-31 10:55:41 · answer #8 · answered by EVETTE s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your photo
I'm quite a smiley person
2007-01-31 10:55:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I pis.sed myself laughing about 10mins ago when my work mate split his trousers.
Good, just thinking about it has set me of again! lol
2007-01-31 10:56:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋