I found a Pig Bone in my Yard. Did I Evolve from a Pig or Common Ancestor?

Question

I used my own special metohod to date the boes. They had fossilzed BBQ sauce on them. and i licked them.I say there 2 billion years old.
Dont you get sick or stupid question?

Answer 1

if you had a 4 year degree in any science field... you could write a journal article about the sauce and the stupid science community would hail it as fact....carbon 14 dating is a joke....major flaws in it.

Answer 2

Yes but at least the predictability means I can think up all sorts of responses to 'if we came from monkeys where are there still monkeys' for the next time it gets asked.

*Oh wait a sec, so are you a real creationist or just joking? I keep thinking 'they cant mean what they say, nobody is that ignorant' but I'm often wrong when it comes to theists.*

Answer 3

No, you must have evolved from a common ancestor linked to pigs.

Answer 4

That method is probably a heck of a lot more accurate then what they use today. lol!- "i licked them.I say there 2 billion years old"

ps- it may also mean some naughty hebrew ate a pig and covered his or her tracks ;0)

Answer 5

You and pigs do have a common ancestor.

As far as stupid questions go I am very good at asking them.

Answer 6

I found a 2 billion year old chicken finger in my back yard. I figure it's probably my earliest ancestor since I taste like chicken. Ha!

Answer 7

You know, it depends. How much do you seem to have in common with the pig?

Answer 8

I see a lot of thumbs down.

Answer 9

I don't know the answer, but I would find a new method. Let the dog date them for you.

Answer 10

huh i dont understand but good for you licking the bones. dont know how you dated it like that but OK