You read about all these terrorists, most of them came here legally, but they hang around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years.
Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you’re two days late with a video and these people are all over you.
Let’s put Blockbuster in charge of immigration!
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I’ve come to realize it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the American Bar Association was outraged and filed suit. Yet, the NIH presented some very good reasons for the switch.
1. The lab assistants were becoming very attached to their little rats. This emotional involvement was interfering with the research being conducted. No such attachment could form for a lawyer.
2. Lawyers breed faster and are in much greater supply.
3. Lawyers are much cheaper to care for and the humanitarian societies won't jump all over you no matter what you're studying.
4. There are some things even a rat won't do.
2007-01-31 02:41:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good 1
sooo true
Tink x
2007-01-31 10:32:36 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10
2007-01-31 10:59:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Y/A keep deleting this
Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two hookers and wind up taking them to their separate rooms.
The first short man dwarf gets his woman upstairs, but is soon disappointed, however, because he is too nervous to perform. Worse yet, his depression is increased by the fact that, from the next room, he hears loud cries of, "ONE, TWO, THREE...UGGHHH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first answered, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't do it."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing... I couldn't even get on to the fu cki ng bed!"
2007-01-31 11:42:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds to Me like someone is quoting a crappy American stand-up comedian, and there's plenty of them. Oh yeah, before I forget, not funny.
2007-01-31 10:48:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice 1 it all makes sense!
2007-01-31 10:45:57 · answer #5 · answered by Jaz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool... makes alot of sence!
2007-01-31 13:21:10 · answer #6 · answered by Lily Allen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.Lets do it.
2007-01-31 10:47:16 · answer #7 · answered by tobybites 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really don't get it sorry.
2007-01-31 10:49:35 · answer #8 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋