i don`t know why u wear a bra u`ve nothing 2 put in. u wear boxers dont u.?

Question

a man put ice in2 his condom 2 keep the swelling down.
my boss said i would gwt a raise when i`d earned it.he`s mad if he thinks i`m going 2 wait that long.

Answer 1

Love, Se.x, Men vs Women



It's not the men in my life that counts - it's the life in my men. (Mae West)



Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me. (Mae West)



It's better to be looked over than overlooked. (Mae West)



Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. (Mae West)



It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom. (Joan Rivers)



I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds. (Joan Rivers)



Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired. (Mae West)



My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. (Les Dawson)



My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. (Jack Benny)



A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. (Rudyard Kipling)



A man is only as old as the woman he feels. (Groucho Marx)



I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls. (Groucho Marx)



Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. (Bill Vaughan)



Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. (Charlotte Whitton)

Answer 2

Stupert Rupert!

Huh????

Answer 3

whatever rupert lay off the wacky tobacky

Answer 4

wha?? was that first part of the Q just to get our attention? you'll probably get a raise when you deserve it! get back to work will ya!

Answer 5

see a doctor.

Answer 6

ok then!