A women and a man are in a collision,but they both escape unhurt-though their cars are written off. as they crawl out of the wreckage the man sees the women is the most beutiful blonde he has ever seen.She says to him"Thats amazing,both our cars are wrecked but were both fine its a sign we are meant to be together"
"Yes i agree"the man says unable to believe his luck
"although my car is ruined I saved this bottle of wine,another sign we are ment to be together,lets drink to our love"she says
with that she hands him the bottle and drowns half off it
"your turn"he says
"aww no thanks im gonna wait for the police first!"
2007-01-31 02:07:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that's sooooooo funny... I love your jokes.
2007-01-31 02:19:46 · answer #1 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-01-31 10:31:19 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i really liked that very funny, i think i might use it at the pub tonight
2007-01-31 10:18:08 · answer #3 · answered by pinklinz@btinternet.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-31 10:20:41 · answer #4 · answered by howardlee1977 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. lmao.
2007-01-31 10:18:17 · answer #5 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!
2007-01-31 10:48:12 · answer #6 · answered by Rain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-31 17:02:41 · answer #7 · answered by God Is Love 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋