By all Means... MARRY!!! - Have a good laugh !!
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
does a woman want?
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
2007-01-31 00:53:11 · 8 answers · asked by Blaze 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage."
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't."
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once...
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
But dont take these seriously, pleeease.
2007-01-31 00:55:20 · update #1
Why dont someone star this q?
2007-01-31 01:14:32 · update #2
hahahahahhahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!ROFLMAO!!!!! and i take marriage very seriously that was one of the funniest i have seen!!!!
2007-01-31 01:10:16 · answer #1 · answered by thatgirl127 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-01-31 09:41:29 · answer #2 · answered by Ryan C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2007-01-31 09:11:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol sooooooo funny
2007-01-31 09:11:03 · answer #4 · answered by anna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-31 09:14:43 · answer #5 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of cynical, I think, but ..okay...ha ha ha...
2007-01-31 09:15:46 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-01-31 09:24:46 · answer #7 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-01-31 09:15:00 · answer #8 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋