During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good
manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said,
"I am sorry,but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for
once and show us your good manners?"
I would say:
"Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
2007-01-31 00:30:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sweet!
2007-01-31 00:43:02 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2007-01-31 17:35:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
circulate downstairs and circulate of direction. I had 5 siblings and there grew to become into one bathing room in the residing house, good by skill of the door to my mom and dad room. That door opened and closed all night long.
2016-09-28 05:35:31 · answer #3 · answered by duktig 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have heard that 1 before but always funny
2007-01-31 04:13:55 · answer #4 · answered by *********3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you just got to love that Johnny
2007-01-31 01:04:00 · answer #5 · answered by diarubie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL.. i love 'little jhonny' jokes.. and they seem to get funnier everyday... hahaha
thanx for the laughs
2007-01-31 00:51:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-31 00:56:11 · answer #7 · answered by Ryan C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UFFFF MY TEARS ARE COMING OUT!!! I AM SENDING THIS TO ALL MY FRIENDS! KEEP IT COMING!
2007-01-31 00:57:15 · answer #8 · answered by Claudia S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2007-01-31 01:41:17 · answer #9 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!!! my god i love little johnny!!!
2007-01-31 00:55:57 · answer #10 · answered by thatgirl127 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋