One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious snake, but I'm just not happy".
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a 'man', Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, well, you can have him on one condition," said God. "What's that, Lord?"
"Because of his tender ego, you'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
2007-01-31 00:29:02 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I hope not. It always made me feel better thinking that God left creating the best for last and improved on the previous model when he made woman.:)
2007-01-31 00:49:07 · answer #1 · answered by Tori M 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nipples are diverse from breasts. they're purely the outcome of a similar embryonic progression that each and each man or woman people undergo. In adult males, the realm it really is meant to grow to be the breast not in any respect develops breast tissue because it does in women, regardless of the indisputable fact that the nipple continues to be there. search for "milk lines" on Wikipedia for better concepts.
2016-12-03 06:50:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe that just made my day.
thats really funny
my fiances name is adam and he has the inabilities to listen, comprehend,empathize, and gives me a hard time, refuses to compromise, he at time can be just plain stupid. lol.
but he sucks at fighting l always kick his butt, hes just as small as i am but taller, instead of him being a bully im the bully lol.
hes a cry baby and im the stone cold rock.
but dont tell him that, lord no, he will throw a huge fit lol.
and no my name aint eve
2007-01-31 00:47:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ei where did this come from?
This is the first time i read this kind of revelation...
And as for this revelation "I dont Really Care if who came first because this is just like the question "Which comes first the chicken or the egg?"
So that answer really is Just live your life and make a most of it while your still breathing. hehehe...
2007-01-31 00:46:41 · answer #4 · answered by CarZ 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hey that was fun, but didn't buy the ideal of you saying God created Eve b4 Adam, that was a big lie.........
2007-01-31 00:47:41 · answer #5 · answered by codedfeelins 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice story
2007-01-31 00:46:37 · answer #6 · answered by suresh k 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Glat to know some has a sense of humour.
Thats a good one!!!
2007-01-31 00:47:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
And what did He have to say about what came first " the chicken or the egg?" :-)
2007-01-31 00:47:43 · answer #8 · answered by Banshee 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehe that was funny!
So it might not be her who ate the apple..lol
2007-01-31 00:35:06 · answer #9 · answered by moulin.rouge 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God makes no mistakes.
2007-01-31 00:38:37 · answer #10 · answered by dgreer58 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋