Just for a laugh, Have you heard something funny lately?

Question

My mum got so freaked out from one of those david copperfield emails where you have to pick a card and then he guesses the card you pick. She said she couldnt sleep for two nights until someone told her what the trick was! I thought it was hillarious,

So what have you heard that is funny?

Answer 1

The other day a guy was reading out a number over the phone to me & he said "fourple zero".. i was confused so I asked what he meant by that & he explained that there were four zero's! I laughted hard then corrected him.

Incidently, what is the trick about that david copperfield email.. I thaught that it was simply something to do with suggestion.

Also lastly.. I once never slept for days & also was freaked out for literally months when I got an email about a woman who went to the amazon & had eggs laid behind her nipples by some rare species of flies. She was suffering so much & eventually they hatched & started burrowing outward. That graphic image is still in my head after all these years! In fact im feeling a bit nauciuos just thinking about it now!

Sorry for getting side tracked there.

Answer 2

The joke I posted saying. As George W. Bush is starting to do his paper work ( in the bathroom ) Does he say, This is George W. Bush reporting for duty.

Answer 3

well i have a little joke ive heard from my brother there is a blonde rowing a boat in a field another blonde drives by and says ''blondes like you give us bad names'' she said if i could swim id swim out there and kick your ass. hahaha

Answer 4

Everyday to school is so much fun! My friends are all so good at jokes!

Answer 5

what begins with F and ends with UCK?

FiretrUCK. ha ha ha.


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so r u
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head


Its old....but still funny!

Answer 6

I read all that! good ones!