when she got there she met St. Peter. She saw a bunch of clocks hanging near the gate. When she asked about these, Peter explained that each person has a clock and the hands on your clock moved only when you sinned. Hilliary then asked Peter where Bill (Clinton)'s clock was. Where was it?
2007-01-30 23:50:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Jesus had it in his office using it for a fan. LOL
2007-01-30 23:53:23 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It broke because it was moving around non-stop, so St. Peter threw it away. GOD now keeps a digital watch for Bill, with a nuclear powerd battery that won't die before Bill (hopefully)
2007-01-31 07:57:13 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The hands were spinning so fast that it broke, so St. Peter tossed it into hell.
2007-01-31 07:53:04 · answer #3 · answered by Daniel-san 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one :O)
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
2007-01-31 08:33:25 · answer #4 · answered by neilhollydood 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the store being fixed. It went to fast.
2007-01-31 09:07:05 · answer #5 · answered by Ignus Incendia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Jesus's Office, he was using it as a fan.
2007-01-31 10:07:28 · answer #6 · answered by hargonagain 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cook was using it as a fan in the kitchen. (If I remember right)
2007-01-31 08:53:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in his room.bill clinton's clock is an electric fan...lol
2007-01-31 07:54:28 · answer #8 · answered by cHecK_dis_OuT 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with Monica Lewinsky
2007-01-31 08:02:36 · answer #9 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
With monica
2007-01-31 07:52:46 · answer #10 · answered by troble # one? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋