On a driving mirror in USA: "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
On a steering wheel lock: "Warning -- remove lock before driving."
On a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children."
On a carton of sleeping tablets: "Clinically proved night time sleep aid... Warning: May cause drowsiness..."
On a Chinese packet of peanuts: "Open packet and eat contents."
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not try to stop the saw with your hands."
On an can of insecticide: "Kills all kinds of insects... Warning: this product is harmful to bees."
2007-01-30 23:49:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
.....alcohol is bad for your health..drink moderately.
.....smoking may cause cancer..smoke slowly.
2007-01-30 23:55:35 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. The stupidest one would be the Swedish chainsaw.
2007-01-31 08:43:56 · answer #2 · answered by The World Ends with You 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I found the Chinese peanuts the funniest
2007-01-31 07:53:44 · answer #3 · answered by Tuco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Hot
2007-01-31 07:52:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a shop in my country it was an announce : In english: Don't touch!
In romanian: Don't steal !!!
2007-01-31 07:54:53 · answer #5 · answered by LynX 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These were a great way to start my day...thanks for the humor!
2007-01-31 07:57:59 · answer #6 · answered by Crabby Mamma 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
again LOL
There is one particular sign post which always baffles me (and is seen a lot in various places)....
NO DOGS ALLOWED, EXCEPT GUIDE DOGS!!
(how could anyone with a guide dog be able to read that sign seeing as they're blind?!!) ?????
2007-01-31 08:09:24 · answer #7 · answered by SonicSon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HERE'S YOUR SIGN JOKES? THAT IS THE PROOF I NEEDED TO PROVE THAT THERE ARE REDNECKS IN THIS WORLD OTHER THAN DOWN SOUTH
2007-01-31 07:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by wildirishrose19522000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless; you know for them to have them lables some dumba** has tried that!!
2007-01-31 09:43:20 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds about like, You might be stupid if,,,
2007-01-31 08:02:52 · answer #10 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋