John calls his boss in the morning, "Hey boss, I cant come work today I feel really sick. I got a headache, an upset stomach, and my legs hurt, so I wont be in."
The boss says, "You know John I really need you today. When I feel like this I spend the morning in bed having sex with my wife. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later John calls, "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. And by the way, you've got a nice house."
2007-01-30 23:46:53 · 15 answers · asked by Flying Scotsman 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard that one before but its still funny........9/10.......
2007-01-31 00:05:28 · answer #1 · answered by irish s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-30 23:51:01 · answer #2 · answered by Flossie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant just brilliant
2007-01-31 01:00:24 · answer #3 · answered by firestarter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-01-30 23:52:04 · answer #4 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahahah!!! poor boss ^_^
2007-01-31 00:22:54 · answer #5 · answered by Mikhail 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew that was coming
2007-01-30 23:58:13 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a bit old dont you think
2007-01-31 00:58:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL. Very good.
2007-01-30 23:52:03 · answer #8 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha...very good
2007-01-30 23:50:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-31 01:33:05 · answer #10 · answered by Mhik_V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋