The old spinster left instructions that when she died, she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: "Born a Virgin, Lived as a Virgin, Died a Virgin." The tombstone carver gave his workers the instructions, but they were a lazy bunch and decided to shorten the inscription. They wrote: "Returned unopened."
2007-01-30 23:21:17 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I'll be back, you ********......I asked for cremation"
2007-01-30 23:34:22 · answer #1 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You analyze me, pretend to despise me,
You laugh when I stumble and fall.
There may come a day I will dance on your grave
If unable to dance, I will crawl across it
If Unable to dance, I'll still crawl.
You must really consider the circus
'Cause it just might be your kind of zoo
I can't think of a place that's more perfect
For a person as perfect as you.
And it's not like I'm leaving you lonely
'Cause I wouldn't know where to begin
But I know that you'll think of me only
When the snakes come marching in!
2007-01-31 07:34:59 · answer #2 · answered by Deadhead Incognito 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Janbull
Buried Alive
2007-01-31 07:31:47 · answer #3 · answered by Janbull 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pepperoni
2007-01-31 07:25:21 · answer #4 · answered by C J 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lived life to the Full, no regrets but glad of the sleep and peace
2007-01-31 07:31:53 · answer #5 · answered by Kel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"No Matter How Hard He Tried,He Couldn't Get Out Of This World Alive"
2007-01-31 07:34:48 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, my family used to refer to my late great aunt as 'returned unopened'! Poor woman, imagine living 98 years, and that's *all* you're remembered for! ::lol::
Oh, and I'd like 'DANCE HERE' ; )
2007-01-31 07:50:49 · answer #7 · answered by Bunny Feet 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My Name....
Lived a full happy life and made the best of the time she had...
2007-01-31 09:16:52 · answer #8 · answered by x-y-z 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i hope frank and the mcr guys would visit my grave....
then a pic of mcr near my tombstone
2007-01-31 07:30:39 · answer #9 · answered by xpsihateyou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id have::
hannah clarke, lived life to the full,
died happy.
2007-01-31 07:27:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I like it!
Personally I'd have the Spike Milligan one "I told you I was ill" Genius!
XxX
2007-01-31 07:25:56 · answer #11 · answered by ★♥ KillerBea ♥★ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋