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I am always amazed at this, I have gone to bed with my ex BF's in the past in their PJ's and the bed hasn't moved, and suddenly next time I look under the covers they are completely naked with a silly grin on their faces, how do they do it!!!

2007-01-30 22:58:18 · 23 answers · asked by greatdane 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

hehe some fab answers here LOL! Sometimes he can be wearing just underpants to bed and have his hands outside the sheets eating a chocolate bar and chatting, and they still go missing next time I look! Dissolve LOL!

2007-01-30 23:14:17 · update #1

23 answers

dissolving pyjamas - i use them myself ;)

2007-01-30 23:04:34 · answer #1 · answered by gixerbry 3 · 4 0

Its an exercise that men have to learn. Imagine the scenario, you have a couple of dates with this girl and you end up staying at her place because you've had too much wine to drive home. You both go up to bed and she nips off to the bathroom, leaving you to get in her bed. Now, do you leave your boxers on? Or do you drop them on the floor? If you do leave them on and you change your mind after she gets in that exercise comes in very handy.

2007-01-31 08:54:09 · answer #2 · answered by steve f 2 · 0 0

What you are describing is called the 'Oliver T phenomena'. I've got offers to do an instructional book deal for less adept men, but the thought of having to talk to Oprah is making me think twice about it.

2007-01-31 07:09:34 · answer #3 · answered by Oliver T 4 · 0 0

Im ex forces (Army, Signals).
Dont know many lads that wear anything to bed apart from a silly grin!!(please no bad jokes) (Squaddies keep it to yourself)

Maybe you are imaging them in PJs to keep your sanity?

2007-01-31 07:09:25 · answer #4 · answered by idoaik 1 · 1 0

it's easy. our penis is like a third arm, and given enough practice we can actually move objects using nothing but our penises. it's easy. i for one can use my penis to hold my cup of coffee whilst i read the paper, or to use the computer mouse whilst typing at the same time. removing pyjamas is admittedly very difficult though...your boyfriend is a pro

2007-01-31 08:11:44 · answer #5 · answered by Moyo 2 · 0 0

Hahaha youre so right!
Maybe they wear those velcroed pyjamas like the strippers wear- you know the ones they can just rip off?

2007-01-31 07:10:32 · answer #6 · answered by Basket-santa 6 · 0 0

We go commando under the er.... "Pjs"....and then pretend to scratch our ar5e! Before you can say Houdini, we are stark-bol*ock naked!

2007-01-31 08:33:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's secret!!

I could tell you, but then Jack Bauer would have to take you out of the equation!!

2007-01-31 07:07:24 · answer #8 · answered by gareth_bancroft 2 · 1 0

We shiver our clothes off...it's an acquired skill that we're sworn never to disclose under threat of castration!

2007-01-31 07:04:12 · answer #9 · answered by wetdreamdiver 5 · 6 0

when it is needed to undress completely FOR A GIRL ,

I dont even remember how I got undressed.

2007-01-31 07:09:38 · answer #10 · answered by earthlove 2 · 0 0

its a man thing and only real man know how to dont mind it just consetrarte on what u are about to do

2007-01-31 07:09:47 · answer #11 · answered by broderm2k 4 · 0 0

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