An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and is lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local pub. One of them says, "You know, Ben, I used to have the same trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really quick." "How did you get it fixed?" "Well, I just dipped my finger in the cow's v*gina and then rubbed it all over the bull's nose and he got right after her."
Ben goes home to the farm and decides to try it. He grabs a cow, dips his fingers in the cow's v*gina and rubs it all around the bull's nose. The bull gets a rip roaring b0ner and jumps on the cow immediately. Ben was impressed.
That night, Ben gets into bed with his wife and can't get the effect on the bull out of his mind. As she lays sleeping, Ben dips his fingers into his wife's v*gina and feeling that it's nice and wet, he rubs it all around his nose and gets a rip roaring hard on. He quickly shakes his wife awake and cries out, "Honey, look!"
She rolls over, turns on the light and says, "You mean you woke me up in the middle of the night just to show me that you have a nosebleed?"
2007-01-30 22:34:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds like he had a bleeding curse ! haha
It's about time men had their share !
2007-01-31 18:02:27 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10
2007-01-30 22:39:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
properly, nostril bleeds generally ensue through fact of a punch on the face, yet generally it occurs through fact your not getting sufficient sleep or your drained i've got been given it too like various morning yet its long previous. Get some greater relax and that i assure that it will pass away for a whilst.
2016-10-16 08:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 7/10
2007-01-30 22:54:58 · answer #4 · answered by lady luck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one terry i like it 10/10
2007-01-30 22:58:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one made me pmsl 9/10
2007-01-31 02:19:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude I just had breakfast!!! Eeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!
2007-01-30 22:53:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Urghhhh!!!
2007-01-30 22:39:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross...
But I like "dirty" jokes too.... Thank You.
Aaron.
2007-01-30 22:51:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a great one :-)
2007-01-30 22:41:31 · answer #10 · answered by Richard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋