An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. "Well," says the old man, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast and then we make love. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make love. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we make love." The policeman looks at the old man and says, "You shouldn't be crying! You should be the happiest man in the world!" So the old man says, "I know! I'm crying because I don't remember where I live!"
2007-01-30 22:27:11 · 19 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
old but good
2007-01-30 22:30:35 · answer #1 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet
2007-01-31 06:33:20 · answer #2 · answered by Natalie B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old man does live! He does!
2007-01-31 06:31:51 · answer #3 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell the old man to check his wallet. Millionaires generally carry their business card in it. Why else would a young woman marry an old man if he is not a millionaire!
he he he he ................... LOL
2007-01-31 06:34:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an oldie but goodie nice one 9/10
2007-01-31 10:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that 1 has always made me laugh gd 1 10/10
2007-01-31 06:30:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still a good one.
2007-01-31 06:32:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 8/10
2007-01-31 06:31:51 · answer #8 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!lol! 10/10
2007-01-31 07:11:08 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one you are the king of the jokes
2007-01-31 06:31:25 · answer #10 · answered by sarah o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋